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31 August 2011 @ 04:31 pm
fanfic: the happy announcement  
this could be loosely deemed fanfiction but it's essentially 345 words of nonsense. could be gen or light/preslash depending on how much you take seriously. rated g. features Lestrade, John and Sherlock

"Oh for God's sake," Detective Inspector Lestrade says irritably, after Sherlock and John finish a round of particularly cutting banter. "Will you two just get married or something? Please? Make all our lives easier!" He looks back down at the case file he's going through, shaking his head.

Sherlock looks at him and his face folds into an earnest pout, arms crossing over his chest. "There haven't been any interesting murders lately, have there?" he asks.

Lestrade stares, not seeing the relevance of his question. "No…"

Sherlock sniffs thoughtfully, and then says, "John?"

John bends his neck over the back of the leather chair he's sitting on to look at him. "Yeah?"

"You doing anything on Monday?"

"I don't think so… why?"

"Do you want to get married?" The casual tone of voice makes Lestrade spit out tea back into his cup, but John and Sherlock don't seem to notice.

John swivels the chair so he's facing them. "Why not? Haven't got anything better to do. You're paying though."

"You're mad. You're both bloody mad." Lestrade interjects incredulously, but he goes unnoticed.

"Why?" Sherlock asks in response to John, shocked that it should even be suggested

"I bought the milk the other day," John tells him as though it were obvious.

"Since when does buying milk equate to paying for a wedding? Anyway, I was under the impression the social norm was that the bride's family paid for the wedding."

"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship! And your brother 'is' the British government, can't he swing us one for free? He must have contacts in the wedding industry."

Sherlock laughs once. "He'll love that. Mycroft Holmes, wedding planner. It'll inflate his ego even further, I imagine. "

"Don't talk about my future brother-in-law like that," John admonishes, pointing a warning finger in Sherlock's direction. Then he looks at Lestrade, seeming to remember he was there for the first time since the conversation started. "Best man?" he asks innocently.

"I give up!" Lestrade shouts, walking out of his office. "I give up!"


 
 
feeling?: amusedamused
tune?: bad romance--on the rocks
 
 
 
jan_reajan_rea on August 31st, 2011 04:23 pm (UTC)
"Do you want to get married?"

"Why not? Haven't got anything better to do. You're paying though."


Ohmygod. I laughed so hard at this~ *giggles helplessly*

This is amazingly hilarious, thanks for sharing! =)
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
Thank you! I'm really glad you liked it :)
MV: Sherlock - facepalmmrv3000 on August 31st, 2011 04:29 pm (UTC)
*SPORFLES*
petit_filous22: Up housepetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 04:36 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
Solrosansolrosan on August 31st, 2011 04:35 pm (UTC)
That's more than "so much fun" :D I'm just gonna sit here, giggling like an idiot.
petit_filous22: Up housepetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 04:38 pm (UTC)
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
red_chapelred_chapel on August 31st, 2011 04:47 pm (UTC)
"Best man?" he asks innocently.

Don't make me grin like this at work! Please? Too much fun.
petit_filous22: Sybilpetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
:D I'm glad you enjoyed it!
ladygrendel: lestradeladygrendel on August 31st, 2011 04:50 pm (UTC)
Very cute, I love this!
petit_filous22: Andrew Garfieldpetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 06:09 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked it :)
luv_gaara_16luv_gaara_16 on August 31st, 2011 05:03 pm (UTC)
lol loved it!!poor Lestrade ^.^
petit_filous22: Sad Zuckpetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 06:10 pm (UTC)
He's very long-suffering!
Glad you liked it :)
Nonsensical Whatnotterist: Tinkerbell Gigglingrandom_nexus on August 31st, 2011 05:03 pm (UTC)
*giggling like crazy*

Oh, this was a hoot!
petit_filous22: Jesse Blue Eyespetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked it :)
subway_silence: LOLsubway_silence on August 31st, 2011 05:03 pm (UTC)
Oh poor Lestrade. ;)
petit_filous22: Fire & Ice E/Mpetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
Poor Lestrade indeed :D Thanks for commenting!
nunewesennunewesen on August 31st, 2011 05:05 pm (UTC)
Oh, TERRIFIC!!! :)
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
Pinigir: Sherlock & Johnpinigir on August 31st, 2011 05:31 pm (UTC)
LOL! Loved it! XD

Poor Lestrade.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 06:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks! Glad you liked it :)
Keladry Lupin: LOL (Jimmy)keladry_lupin on August 31st, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC)
Poor Lestrade! He has no one to blame but himself, though; it was his idea.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 07:00 pm (UTC)
That's true :) Thanks for commenting!
Oneiriadoneiriad on August 31st, 2011 07:02 pm (UTC)
Oh Lestrade - seriously. you'd think he'd learn not to give that pair ideas one of these days :-)
petit_filous22: Up housepetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 07:10 pm (UTC)
I know! He brought it on himself :)

Thanks for commenting!
mai2921mai2921 on August 31st, 2011 07:20 pm (UTC)
Fantastic :D

"Don't talk about my future brother-in-law like that,"
*SPORFLES*
petit_filous22: Andrew Garfieldpetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 07:25 pm (UTC)
Aww, thank you! I'm glad you liked it :)
most excellently twistedfanbot on August 31st, 2011 07:34 pm (UTC)
this has given me a grin that will last a while. thanks.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 07:40 pm (UTC)
So has your comment :) Thank you!
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petit_filous22: Sybilpetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
Thank you :)
the infinite seaomletlove on August 31st, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
Ohhhman I just cried from laughter. Kudos to you!
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 10:22 pm (UTC)
Aww, thank you :) Really glad you liked it!
Ascendant Angelascendant_angel on August 31st, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
LOL, that's improved my evening 10 fold. I really didn't feel like laughing before.
petit_filous22: Sad Zuckpetit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 10:23 pm (UTC)
That's lovely to hear! Glad you enjoyed it :)

Thanks for commenting!
sethra2000sethra2000 on August 31st, 2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahahah, Poor Lestrade, he really should know better by now. *shakes head*

"Mycroft Holmes, wedding planner" *dies laughing*.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on August 31st, 2011 10:24 pm (UTC)
:D He really should! Thanks for commenting!
rox712rox712 on September 1st, 2011 07:14 am (UTC)
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on September 1st, 2011 12:13 pm (UTC)
Thanks :D
the small hobbit: Lestrade scarfthesmallhobbit on September 1st, 2011 07:18 am (UTC)
Poor Lestrade, he does set himself up though. Great ficlet, thanks for the smile.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on September 1st, 2011 12:14 pm (UTC)
He really does :) No problem, I'm glad you liked it!
fairywriterslashfairy on September 1st, 2011 10:32 am (UTC)
yes. this.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on September 1st, 2011 12:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :)
Shannonlbmisscharlie on September 1st, 2011 11:32 am (UTC)
Heehee. Oh, Lestrade, you were sort of asking for it, weren't you? Also: Mycroft Holmes, wedding planner. Hahaha.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on September 1st, 2011 12:15 pm (UTC)
He really was! Glad you liked it and thanks for commenting :D
vervet_monkey: Sherlockvervet_monkey on September 1st, 2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
*giggles*

Well, if it's that or watch daytime TV...
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on September 1st, 2011 04:29 pm (UTC)
Yep! Just to pass the time :)

Thanks!
kari: smilekari77 on September 1st, 2011 09:05 pm (UTC)
Oh, all the laughs. lol
This is perfect.
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on September 2nd, 2011 10:37 am (UTC)
Thank you! Glad you liked it :D
lenap_traplenap_trap on September 2nd, 2011 07:33 am (UTC)
ahahhahah)) XDXD great))))))))))))
petit_filous22petit_filous22 on September 2nd, 2011 10:37 am (UTC)
Thanks a lot!